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Gay Timeline

policeeternity:

  • 1900s-1950s: gays dont exist yet
  • 1960s: the first gays appear, good time for hippys
  • 1970s: gays learn to play music, invent disco
  • 1980s: AIDS happens… big time government fail
  • 1990s: gays start to take stand
  • 2000s: gays achieve equality thru civil unions
  • 2010s: then take it too far with social justioce crap :\

muirin007:

hopsjollyhigh:

nobody would respond worse to a condescending nickname than erik. like-
"okay there, pal"
"excuse me?"

"Um…I just said ‘okay there—’"

"Pal? Pal? I am not today, nor have I ever been, nor do I ever plan to be your pal.”

Whoa, chill out, man, I—”

"We are not comrades. I do not seek out your company. I am not hip to your jive. I do not wish to partake in your fist bumps. I do not wish to be the recipient of your gratuitous “dudes.” I am not your ‘bud,’ ’man,’ or ‘brotha from anotha motha.’”

"Look, dude, all I was—"

"I will not seek out your company in the hopes of idling away the hours smoking doobies while you attempt to keep your woefully belt-less trousers from slipping away to reveal your garishly-patterned undergarments that your mother likely laundered for you prior to placing them neatly upon your bed. I am not your bro. I am not your pal.

"Seriously—"

"I AM NOT AN ANIMAL."

"The h—?"

"I AM A HUMAN BEING."

markdoesstuff:

xxrhian:

im out. goodnite.


I can’t

markdoesstuff:

xxrhian:

im out. goodnite.

I can’t

unradly:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

Y’all some creative motherfuckers

unradly:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

Y’all some creative motherfuckers

janicekirk:

i like how anthony mackie just played himself?? like he clearly went into the movie like “if i, anthony mackie, were the falcon, what would that be like? baller as hell, is the answer,” and just went with that

lovefromgallifrey:

Do you know why the Doctor was so interested in Souffle girl?

Because he was once a Baker.

image

gothvader:

i want a fic about sansa getting married to loras and margaery to renly then when everyone else is asleep margaery and loras high five each other every night when they meet in the corridor whilst changing rooms and they live happily ever after

harriejuana:

the best of boys in crop tops

claudiastilinsk:

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